i seem to have gone back in time to ten yrs ago!

evidence 1

as i settled back to my desk after lunch i met this other writer who only drops by the office once in a while.

writer: are you so-and-so's junior? or so-and-so's daughter?

me: shakes head

writer: are you 12 years old?

me: i'm 22!!!!!!!!

writer: oh dear i'm so sorry!!! i thought you're 12 and maybe waiting for your mummy, hanging around in the office because it's the school holidays or something. hahah sorry!!

evidence 2

after ordering my yu pian mee fen i gave the aunty a $10 note.

aunty: *hands over $7 change* xie xie ni xiao jie. *SELF CORRECTION* xiao mei.

evidence 3

went to oriental hotel for a buffet ytd (really nice, but really expensive)

i was eating until halfway when the waiter interrupted me.

waiter: excuse me, how old are you?

HAHAHAH i wanted to bluff the waiter lor, i mean, i'm old but when it comes to buffet i don't usually eat my money's worth (somemore this buffet so $$$$). but i scared they wanna check my ez link card or something.