my dog's latest gf is called ms brinjal. it's a toy i that i bought for him, and it makes squeaky noises if you squeeze it. i called it ms brinjal cos.. it's quite gay to get excited over a 'mr brinjal' don't you think. i mean, he would have ms brinjal in his mouth then come right up and stare at me while wagging his tail.
oh, and he responds to "junior, where's ms brinjal??? ms brinjal where?" he'll really go find the brinjal for you if you ask him where it is. are you interested in how ms brinjal looks like?