I AM TERRIBLY SORRY FOR THIS IMPUDENT POST,
BUT IT'S REALLY QUITE FUNNY. (inside joke)
so, don't read if you don't want to.


sex partner 1 says:
hey surong how are you
by the way, i'd like to think my vagina resembles a rosebud

SURONG. says:
FUCK YOU [insert name here].

sex partner 1 says:
EEEE SURONG SAID FUCK YOU [insert name here] FOR THE FIRST TIME OMG

SURONG. says:
no lor
im pretty sure it's not the first time

sex partner 1 says:
okay but my impression of surong is so pure and chaste that somehow it erases every other time


then later...

sex partner 2 says:
surong saying fuck u [insert name here]?!

sex partner 1 says:
i was like
WHOOHOO SURONG! /cheer

sex partner 2 says:
tt's like...
imagine 3000 ants screaming

okay. hahahaha.